Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Did you guys hear the joke about the wall? It is hilarious, I am still trying to get over it.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen
MAN & WOMEN
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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